If the power cuts off in the middle of this hockey game I’m going to riot. I’m going to tip over a mailbox. Yup. Most definitely going to attack a mailbox. Well, they’re kinda heavy and are bolted to the ground so maybe I’ll pee on it. That’s it! If the game gets cut off I’m going to most-definitely-surely-gonna-maybe-maybe-not-probably-not-gonna pee on a mail box.
I live life on the edge. It’s just how I roll.